( -: a friend, +: me)
- The bag is here. It appears much darker in real life. Do you want to see it? I can always get you one and send it with my mum in December.
+ Is it big enough for carrying your laptop with some other stuff?
- I think its pretty big. I can use it for a while and then give it to you if you want.
+ Oh stop being sweeter than my own sister, but I wouldn’t ask you to give your bag to me, that’s weird.
- I wasn’t being sweet, I meant when I get bored of it, instead of donating it to little orphans you could have it.
+ You really know how to put it in words, don’t you? I mean, what does it say about me if I accept the bag after you said such a thing? That I’m an evil person, taking orphan backpacks? Or I’m far, far from being a chooser? Surely, you must aim for making me hate myself either way. Oh whatever, I’ll take it.
